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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2010, 11:30:28 AM »
Lol watch it and stop being a little b!tch! And then look at blue waffle and then eel soup.

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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2010, 11:36:58 AM »
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2010, 12:44:46 PM »
Ahhh, its a dogs life, **** anything that moves, literally.


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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2010, 05:04:02 PM »
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from  London Heathrow to  Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit
 back,relax  and...... OH, MY GOD !'      
 
 Silence  followed!
 
Some  moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
 'Ladies and  gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I  was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
 
 One Irish passenger yelled... 'For f*#k's sake ... you should see the back of mine!!!'
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2010, 05:05:13 PM »
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
 

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.
 

The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look: 'That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.

 
'Thanks,' says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
 

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
 

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

 
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f***ing siren, would I?'
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2010, 09:01:31 PM »
Semi cold Heineken does not taste too good.

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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2010, 09:02:14 PM »
This thread is great, I can say what ever is on my mind and it always going to be on topic haha

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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2010, 09:04:38 PM »
I Love Heineken

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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2010, 09:11:28 PM »
Bloody oath! :D
Its that or Steiny Pure!

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I scored a bottle of Budweiser the other day.... horrible crap, dont see why the yanks like it so much

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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2010, 09:17:55 PM »
I like turtles.

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« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2010, 09:19:40 PM »
Do you like turtles, or 'like' turtles?
Cos thats an odd thing to say :p

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« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2010, 09:26:18 PM »
He likes turtles cos they dont have VTEC. Otherwise turtles would eat him up like a banana cake.

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« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2010, 09:40:56 PM »
LOUD NOISES!!!!

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« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2010, 09:47:51 PM »
How do you put a pic on the thread without using photobucket? Is it possible?
Thats one thing I have never mastered lol

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« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2010, 09:48:34 PM »
Worlds mintest 180?